Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.

thedeepestcircleofhell:

“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”

“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him. 

The irony just hurts. To point out to my younger sister that she is the Australian version of a redneck or not…

The irony just hurts.

To point out to my younger sister that she is the Australian version of a redneck or not…

@newscomauHQ asked who was most annoying on public transport. Does this person understand the concept of a laptop? You know, those portable computers that you’re meant to use in commute or while out of the office/home? The entire reason why the laptop was invented?

@newscomauHQ asked who was most annoying on public transport.

Does this person understand the concept of a laptop? You know, those portable computers that you’re meant to use in commute or while out of the office/home? The entire reason why the laptop was invented?

kenzis:

so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’

kev got the d
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